What's Your "Southern" Sign?

OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies.

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin, however,
can make something of himself if he's motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing
with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're
unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the
interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had
some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry
about it.

MOON PIE (Mar 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front
porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round
are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested
in the idea. It's not going to be easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics.
Maybe not.

POSSUM (APR 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a
marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude.
Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy
is probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it
won't work and you may find your problems actually running you over.

CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're
always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains,
the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the living room. You tend to be not particularly
attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads.

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They love
to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of those
around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball
managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon
Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although
ones whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are never easy people
to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else,
Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to
huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you
should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese
or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these
things, that serves you well.

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your fellow
man. Unfortunately, those who know you best - your friends and loved ones - may find
that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably affect you deeply
because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and
marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the
road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.

BUTTER BEAN (October 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter
Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've
grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit
next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but
you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots,
fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's
fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're really
almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry
another Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.

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May the Sun, Moon and Stars shelter you and energize you with love and peace,

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